#1 yesterday i went to the bathroom at work...on the girls side of the building so i thought everything would be pretty and nice and shiny...{just a side story: "the boys kitchen" as i refer to it has been smelling like urine all week, then i discovered the little mouse bathroom on the second shelf where they keep oatmeal that nobody (except the mouse) eats and water bottles that nobody uses. anyways i kind of cleaned the mouse bathroom and called it a day, this mouse and i have some history, but back to the original story} as i was sitting there using the restroom i noticed that there was some urine on the outside of the toilet...strange how does that even happen? i wonder??? one of the 15 boys that i work with must have used the bathroom on my side of the building... (this is soo not allowed anymore) anyways i continued on with my current task and when i got up to wash my hands i looked back and realized not only was there some pee on the toilet bowl, but it was also on the ground! the exact area of the ground where my shorts had just grazed! ya i was panicked too. in HORROR i reached my hand down to the bottom of my shorts to discover that not only was there pee on my shorts, but it was someone elses pee...and i was grabbing it with my hand!!! eww boys are banded from the girls side of the building from now on!!! luckily it was the end of the day so i got to go home but i changed into my gym pants because i was not about the drive home in pee-pee shorts.
#2 tuesday at church i was in the 2-3 yr old class and i was taking one of the little girls to the bathroom. for some reason kids only feel the need to wipe the back and not the front even if they dont poop. so i said hey wait you have to wipe the front, as i reached across her to get her some more (fresh) toilet paper for her she took the toilet paper that she had used to wipe the back to wipe the front...not only was this unsanitary for her, but it was bad for me as half of the toilet paper that she had used had fallen into the toilet and been soaked with pee/toilet water. and as she flicked to reuse this disgustingly dampened toilet paper, it slapped me in the arm.
pee loves to be on me... especially other peoples pee.
Was it Riley? Cause she doesn't even know how to wipe yet. ;)
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