Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Entertaining Freak Show

"I seriously felt disdain...is  that a word?...disdain?"
"What? I've never heard that before? Is it a word?"
"Disdain?...Disdain? ....It's in the Bible."
-Conversations from my roommates!

My roommate loses things everyday. she lost her key today...the first problem might be that its not on a key ring...its just a single key! she lost her phone charger so i gave her an extra one i had and she loses and finds that like every other week. this girl cracks me up and we never have a dull moment.

Today I feel annoyed with people, the freak show that i enjoy at work.I'm annoyed with talking and eating, and breathing and basically existing. I think that maybe people should not come and eat at my restaurant and maybe i wouldnt want to hit them in the back of the head with my drink tray. This woman ordered humus today and the guy with her ordered a chinese chicken salad. i turn and go directly to the computer to input said order when i feel a tap on my shoulder "can i get my dressing on the side" ....."of you humus or of his chinese chicken salad mam?" ..."OH! I didn't order a salad?" ..."no, you just ordered the humus, did you mean to add a salad?"...." No,  sorry nevermind."  WHHAATTT lady seriously....you just placed your order 23 seconds ago space cadet!

I have a loaner phone from best buy right now because i sent my phone out for some repairs...its a flip phone, i have always loved flip phones....just about every 18 min i check my flip phone to see if anyone has called or texted...nobody ever does but i just love flipping it open- its quite addicting...like holding the crackberry i used to make fun of people that always had those in their hands, but now i love it.

But seriously though I am soo very annoyed today. There is a desk in the loft of our condo so i claimed it and put some books and my computer at it...but there is no chair so i sit on this half deflated exercise ball....which is supposed to be good but it just makes my back hurt.  I just checked my phone...nobody has texted me :)

I love my big sister! I miss her, she lives in virginia with her husband now...my brother in law! here is a picture from 4th of July where wwe both showed up in big sun hats! We're kind of like a show I suppose, other people enjoy watching this freak show :)))

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